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21

May

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

pizzaforpresident:

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

why would peter pan’s brother have the same first name and a different surname

thefrogman:

I am a team player. 

1/4 of tumblr:
OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr:
OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr:
WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr:
yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
1/4 of tumblr:
how do we math?
tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

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bones you don’t really need

listinthings:

  • toe bones- annoying
  • spine- very vulnerable to stabbing
  • inner ear bones- how can you hear with bones in your ears??
  • funny bone- not even a bone. stop lying.
  • shoulder blades- not usable as weapons as the name suggests