February 2012
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
rachelberryevans:
my own blog is one of my top visited sites because i’m obsessed with myself
After taking a test
thelaughingmango:
I’m like:
I want a boy bestfriend who will call me...
5eva-a-potato:
kookoomama:
wait a second… doesn’t that actually mean you want to friendzone a boy
^forever friendzoned
When I'll be a parent, my advice to my child will...
He broke my heart:
I got an F:
I had a fight with my best friend:
I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
Imagine if we're all still on Tumblr in our...
Today, I slipped in the shower and tried to grab...
It didn’t work.
iwillmindfuckyou:
dontsecondguess replied to your post: Daniel Radcliffe is so precious
How tall are you? He is pretty damn short so I find that cuddling with him might be a bit difficult :P
i know i know…I am 178cm and he is like 166cm. :( BUT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WILL DEAL WITH THE AWKWARD CUDDLES
and that’s ˆˆ love, my people
Watchjust-be-spontan3ous:
carpefuckingnoctem:
mrperson95:
thepageofheart:
cjtheowl:
davekatwhisperer:
trickstermodeatnight:
mrchibs:
cabout:
thevinckanator:
This has been one of my favorite video’s for a long time.
shIT i IOST It
SEND HElp
DYING
SSSAJKDASD
good god
WASN’T EXPECTING THAT ONE…
OH JAYSUS
Im Dying.
THIS IS PERFECT.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
HUMAN BRAIN: Forgets what we want to remember &...
Need a laugh? Click here!
we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
chaystar:
josiahfiles:
IT’S NOT THE SAME THING
misterdoctorprofessornick:
what if the secret of the universe is in the terms and conditions page
